my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."
my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
Photo: Brent Bielmann
Thank you Hurricane Marie. The Wedge - Newport Beach // 8.27.15
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
Okay, Schmidt, we’ve been to 11 weddings in a row. That’s too many weddings. I can’t even get into the fridge anymore.
turned my laptop on to open microsoft word
but now i’m on tumblr and microsoft word still is not open