You can actually pinpoint the moment he started planning his owner’s murder
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
Do you think if we met today, we would still be friends?
I don’t know, but we’re friends now.
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
my new years resolution is to be meaner and hotter
Any last words?
This broke my fucking heart
I’m fucking done
Why does this hurt so much.
Mental illness is terrifying